Shakespeare quote

Tomorrow, April 24, 1564, we commemorate William Shakespeare's 460th birthday. 

Shakespeare quote of the day...

"An SSL error has occurred and a secure connection to the server cannot be made."

This was from the extended cut of Shakespeare's director commentary. 
He was really ahead of his time. Above is the modern English version. Here is what he actually said...

An ssl 'rr'r hast did occur and a secureth connection to the s'rv'r cannot beest madeth.  fie! cometh h're and englut mine own coxcomb thee distemperate blinking idiot

Translate modern English to Shakespearean on LingoJam

 

YouTube: 500 Internal Server Error

Visited YouTube and this happened.

Sorry, something went wrong. 
A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation. 
If you see them, send them this information as text (screenshots frighten them):

Panera Bread: Error Message

This web page is for building your sandwich order. 

The "Your Selections" section is done very well by indicating the items that will be included and those that will not. 

The special instructions field caused an error message that was not in plain language. 

Help users recognize, diagnose, and recover from errorsError messages should be expressed in plain language (no codes), precisely indicate the problem, and constructively suggest a solution.

https://www.nngroup.com/articles/ten-usability-heuristics/

Error Message: Server Execution Fail

This error message includes a nonsense string of information. 

Help users recognize, diagnose, and recover from errorsError messages should be expressed in plain language (no codes), precisely indicate the problem, and constructively suggest a solution.

https://www.nngroup.com/articles/ten-usability-heuristics/

Error - Cannot open archive file

Well, I suppose it is good they let me know that they couldn't open it, but why? or perhaps what else could I try?

Memory Card drive read error message

Adobe InDesign - Error Messages

Chrome error message

This message appeared on Chrome. 

Aw, Snap!

Something went wrong while displaying this webpage. To continue, reload or go to another page. 

If you're seeing this frequently, try these suggestions.

Blogger Error Message

This error message appeared while using blogger.

Overall the message was very good, especially because it include the error code, which will help them track down the specific problem.

The one area that is lacking is how to report the error to Blogger Support. I am sure it could be googled.

Crash screens

Here is the screen on Apple machines.

Here is the crash screen on a Windows machine.

By offering the simple communication, "You need to restart your computer." and the simple instruction, "Hold down the Power button until it turns off, then press the Power button again." this user at least has a sense of what to do going forward.

Timeout, Back Button, or Bookmark Error

Apparently this message is a catch all for "Timeout, Back Button, or Bookmark."

Word has encountered a problem

"There is a problem saving the file."

"Usually this is because the disk or floppy disk is too small for the file..."

FLOPPY?

Microsoft Word Crash Message

This dialog box appeared when Microsoft Office Word closed on a Windows platform. 

The message suggests that the problem be related to the "floppy disk is too small..."

Lower half of message window.

Pop-over: Cannot Open Page

During a phone call, you cannot surf the web, and this is the message that appears when you try.

Cannot Open PageSafari cannot open the page.
The error was: "A data connection cannot be established since a call is currently active.".

Note: The punctuation is correct, there is a period inside and outside of the final quotation mark.  

Recommendation: Include another button that allows the user to end call or allows the user to switch to the phone app.